Alright.. If THAT is the case, then quit turning on the freakin' heat down in Memphis!! I want it to be freakin' cold in freakin' January, a'ight?!!?! Sheesh, the nerve of some people.

*mock girlie voice* Oh, look at me. I'm the big bad operator. Oh, I'm just gonna ruin your health by turning the thermostat up on the STATE.
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*giggles uncontrollably* Bwahahahaha!!! That is just the single funniest thing I've ever heard. At least in the "truth is stranger than fiction" realm.

Thanks for sharing!!