My, how unpleasant

It's always a delight finding something that one had misplaced some time ago, unless, of course, it isn't. There are things one would not want to hear coming from one's own mouth; among them is, "Oh. Um, wow. I guess I never did use those chicken breasts in the fridge. Um, ew."

On the plus side, I can now enter the kitchenlet without pre-arming myself with a loaded can of Febreze Air Effects.