Prime indicators of suck
Ways to tell you're not having a good day:
1) Your eyes finally pop open at 1:30 in the afternoon, about 45 minutes before you're supposed to be at work.
2) Your computer monitor has decided that it would like everything to be tinged a charming shade of mauve today.
3) At work, you suddenly lose all hearing in one ear, and it's the one you wear your headset on. (Yes, it's fine now.)
4) You ask the woman who wants to call her friend in Florida if she needs directory assistance to look up the number, and she says that, no, she has the number, except that when you ask her what it is, she says, "It's 1482 NW Main Street, Clearwater...."
5) All your callers seem to be of the collective opinion that "No, I can't do that" somehow means "Please ask me again, repeatedly" in Finno-Ugrik or something.
6) The crossword puzzle you're solving includes two 6-letter entries clued as "Slap Shot team" and "Basil Fawlty's bellhop," and you blank on both of them. (All right, maybe that one's just me.)
1) Your eyes finally pop open at 1:30 in the afternoon, about 45 minutes before you're supposed to be at work.
2) Your computer monitor has decided that it would like everything to be tinged a charming shade of mauve today.
3) At work, you suddenly lose all hearing in one ear, and it's the one you wear your headset on. (Yes, it's fine now.)
4) You ask the woman who wants to call her friend in Florida if she needs directory assistance to look up the number, and she says that, no, she has the number, except that when you ask her what it is, she says, "It's 1482 NW Main Street, Clearwater...."
5) All your callers seem to be of the collective opinion that "No, I can't do that" somehow means "Please ask me again, repeatedly" in Finno-Ugrik or something.
6) The crossword puzzle you're solving includes two 6-letter entries clued as "Slap Shot team" and "Basil Fawlty's bellhop," and you blank on both of them. (All right, maybe that one's just me.)