Pity the Terry Gilliam was on back order

For the hundreds if not thousands of you who have been wondering how I would spend a $100 birthday gift certificate from Amazon, I have the scintillating answer for you:

* New Rules for Classic Games by R. Wayne Schmittberger (to replace the copy I gave away)
* The Velderet: A Cybersex S/m Serial by ceciliatan
* the Criterion edition of Tiny Furniture on Blu-Ray
* a box of blank playing cards
* mandolin strings
* a mandolin chord bible
* Dunlop picks
* The Violent Femmes LP on vinyl

figmentj declared it "the Adam-est package ever." Can't much argue.