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slipjig3 ([personal profile] slipjig3) wrote2005-10-02 11:52 pm

Caution: hours of brain-suckage ahead

The other night I was sorting through my Rememberance of Things Past-sized favorites list, and made the sorry mistake of popping open the folder full of Flash games. So, after dragging my office-chair-molded heinie to bed at ridiculous:30 in the morning, I thought I'd pass on the torment fun on to you. You're weclome.

* Warthog likes to remind me that, yes, I do possess a Y-chromosome, and that chromosome likes to blow stuff up good.
* Cow Maze. It's a maze. With cows. Not in English, but not hard to get the gist of.
* 99 Rooms isn't really a game per se; it's more of an artistic...um...it's, ah...um, okay, starting to get a little...no, make that a LOT freaked out here...okay, close that window....close the window, now, dammit, close it close it nownownowGAHHH...*hides under couch*
* Only known cure for 99 Rooms freakouts: A little game in which you make omelets. Yes, I'm serious.
* Perhaps most addictive of all is Moebius Syndrome. Further evidence that the simple games are the best.

pisk pisk pisk!!

[identity profile] engagefriction.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
HOLY CRAP!!! The imagery in 99 Rooms is AMAZING...and spooky! AND AMAZING! I LOVE IT!

[identity profile] botia.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
ok um
Give me a little hint with the omelet game? I don't speak danish.

[identity profile] icarusfallen8.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Moebius is incredibly hard. No way to plan ahead, but that's what is needed. There's a card game version called "Pipeworks" I believe that I'd be interested in trying.

[identity profile] merowme.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
1. Must resist the clickies......musssst..resist...clickies....
.....
2. You suck.

[identity profile] spoothbrush.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Turn on the stove. Put a frying pan on the burner. Crack three eggs into the bowl, add milk, and whisk (pisk pisk pisk!) Then pour it into a pan and put a lid on the pan. When the timer is done, put the omelet on the plate. :D

I went nuts over that game a year or so ago. PISK PISK PISK!

Re: pisk pisk pisk!!

[identity profile] slipjig.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
It is amazing. Unfortunately, I got to one room that just scared the bajeezus out of me, and now I can't play any more.

[identity profile] slipjig.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, gods, best part of that or any game—a little egg in a chef's hat screaming at you, "Pisk! Pisk! PISK!"

[identity profile] slipjig.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh, hadn't heard about that one. Yes, the game is tough, but there is a learning curve in volved. After a while, you learn to recognize the patterns enough that when time starts running out you can clear some small ones to buy yourself enough time to set up a big one.

[identity profile] slipjig.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
*cackle* Another brain eaten. My job here is done.

[identity profile] hweimei.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
The egg game is SO getting 'varked.

[identity profile] malefica-v.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That slurping noise was the sound of the last bits of my brain as they slither to the floor. Moebius Syndrome claims another victim!