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Talk about "alms for the ex-leper..."
Caller: "Operator, I can't get through to this 1-888 number."
Me: "I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to dial toll-free numbers."
Caller: "Oh, come on. I know you can dial them for handicapped people.
Me: "Are you..."
Caller: "I was, but I've been healed. Dial the number anyway."
Almost makes up for being called a "fucking idiot" because I dialed the wrong number he gave me, and it didn't go through.
Me: "I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to dial toll-free numbers."
Caller: "Oh, come on. I know you can dial them for handicapped people.
Me: "Are you..."
Caller: "I was, but I've been healed. Dial the number anyway."
Almost makes up for being called a "fucking idiot" because I dialed the wrong number he gave me, and it didn't go through.