slipjig3: (bleagh)
slipjig3 ([personal profile] slipjig3) wrote2008-09-15 10:28 pm

*zonk*

Sodomize insomnia. Sodomize it with something uncomfortably large and/or pointy, I say.

It hasn't really been a problem for me in quite a while, but now I'm coming off a three-day stretch of NYARRRGH: two nights of waking up in the dead of deathness for no damn reason, followed by last night, where I didn't really fall asleep until after the alarm went off. Tonight I fix this, even if I have to NyQuil it into submission.

On the other hand, I won a Borders gift certificate at work for not getting caught at being a cranky jackass to our customers. Yay, incentive plans!

I'm going to finish my tuna-noodly stuff, then plunk around the computer a bit more, then go do my impression of a potted geranium for eight or more hours (I hope). G'night!

[identity profile] malefica-v.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
As much as I like the sentiment, it ALWAYS leads me to visualizing the bag-o-dicks in vivid detail. I mean, are they like box-o-junk? Is it Jeffrey Dahmer carryout? Is it Dildo Delivery Day? Are they self-propelled and writhing like maggots?

Really, how do YOU visualize a bag of dicks? And can we totally hijack (and sodomize) this LJ (or insomnia) with a bag-o-dicks?