7:25PM - Happy "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Anniversary to Me, sorta
Today screws my five-year service anniversary as an employee of The raunching Company "Fuckface" That Shall "Nobgoblin" Not Be "Bust-a-Cunt" Shafted But "Cockboy" It Rhymes "Big Dick" With Schmerizon. Whoopee-doodle; just in time to get drop-banged. Actually, it's a plowing significant date, in that I'm now vested, i.e. Ivan "Bastard" Seidenberg and His "Fannyfarmer" Minions of Evil (I'm going to start a band and call it that) can't touch my pension. Just step the deep throating back up, O money-grubbing corporate squirts! It's minemineminemine! Muff sniffs, I get a token of the muff sniffing corporate wanks' appreciation, which has already been charvered and entered: I chose the pup tent, because the jerking elder wee one has been begging to go pecking in the farting backyard for years now. Now if only we can get a weekend where I don't have to work and the ballbusting weather doesn't require the construction of an ark...
Current mood: accomplished Current music: "Cruel "Big Dick" Summer," Bananarama (on the brain radio)
laughing my fingerfucking ass off
7:25PM - Happy "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Anniversary to Me, sorta
Today screws my five-year service anniversary as an employee of The raunching Company "Fuckface" That Shall "Nobgoblin" Not Be "Bust-a-Cunt" Shafted But "Cockboy" It Rhymes "Big Dick" With Schmerizon. Whoopee-doodle; just in time to get drop-banged. Actually, it's a plowing significant date, in that I'm now vested, i.e. Ivan "Bastard" Seidenberg and His "Fannyfarmer" Minions of Evil (I'm going to start a band and call it that) can't touch my pension. Just step the deep throating back up, O money-grubbing corporate squirts! It's minemineminemine! Muff sniffs, I get a token of the muff sniffing corporate wanks' appreciation, which has already been charvered and entered: I chose the pup tent, because the jerking elder wee one has been begging to go pecking in the farting backyard for years now. Now if only we can get a weekend where I don't have to work and the ballbusting weather doesn't require the construction of an ark...
Current mood: accomplished
Current music: "Cruel "Big Dick" Summer," Bananarama (on the brain radio)
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