I haven't had sex (no matter what one's definition) in four years or so. And I think about BDSM-style sex all the time, which I've pretty much never had. I want someone's fist in my hair as I suck on his cock. I want someone to put me over his knee (or desk, or whatever) and spank me. I want to be tied up, tied down, pushed against the wall and fucked....

But alas, not likely to happen ever, let alone soon. (I'm too shy to seek out partners of any ilk.)

Also, even though the relationships never ended well, I really miss sleeping with women.

On the bright side, I anticipate a package tomorrow from Babeland with a delightful new vibrator inside. (Far more money than I've ever spent on a sex toy, for that matter. But a girl's got needs, no?)