We save a fortune on hallucinogens this way

[slipjig3]

Last night I had intermittent tooth pain, and <lj user="rain_herself"> took medication that wired her like a pinball machine, so we're both pretty nicely sleep-depped. This pretty much explains tonight's highlights as follows:

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Andrea at one point took to whacking herself in the forehead with a plastic clipboard. I took the opposing tactic of whacking the same clipboard with my head. Neither of us knows why. (No, not at the same time. That would be silly.)

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Andrea: [earwormed on "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" all evening, sings] If you like makin' love at midniiiiight...and gettin' saaaaand in your cooch....

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Andrea: [wraps both arms around my elbow]
Me: That's my elbow.
Andrea: It's mine now.
Me: Heyyy, don't bogart that joint.
Andrea: [glares flying daggers, then grabs my beard in one fist, pulling]
Me: [long pause, pondering] I don't know what to do in this situation. This is not in the handbook.