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slipjig3 ([personal profile] slipjig3) wrote2015-08-24 12:36 pm
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They should have just written "Sacrificial Goat #847B" and saved time

Me: Unrelatedly, they changed the name placard on my cubicle when I wasn't looking. You may address me under my new name, David Lau.
[livejournal.com profile] rain_herself: Well, okay, David.
[livejournal.com profile] rain_herself: Or do you prefer Mr. Lau?
Me: Hm. Mr. Lau has more cache.
[livejournal.com profile] rain_herself: Fair enough.
Me: Actually, I'm making a lot of assumptions here. I haven't spoken to my new cubemate, so she might very well be Mr. Lau.
Me: In which case, I shall be known as Shareesh Daggupati.
[livejournal.com profile] rain_herself: That is much harder to say.
Me: I go by the nickname "Scooter."
Me: This new identity stuff is exciting!
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[personal profile] yendi 2015-08-24 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe the "au" is actually pronounced "aw," so you can go around saying, "I am the law."

[identity profile] ourika.livejournal.com 2015-08-25 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I want to start singing, "Breaking the Law, breaking the Law." Or maybe, "I found the Law, and the Law won, I fought the Law, and the Law won!"

[identity profile] rubian77.livejournal.com 2015-08-26 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
And the law is not mocked!

[identity profile] rubian77.livejournal.com 2015-08-26 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Wasn't Lau the bad guy in the opening sequence of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?