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Does it count if I duct-tape a Sierra Mist bottle to my shirt?
Thoughts that will get me killed today: "Hm, I wonder if there's anything orange I can wear...."
Oh, and advertisers? Next time I see someone thinking they're cashing in on St. Patootie's Day by adding the prefix "o'" to random words, I will find you and I will kick you. Hard. This goes double for the idiots who somehow managed to make commercials declaring Budweiser "the Official Beer of St. Patrick's Day" with a straight face.
In other matters, a few words about The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks:
Interesting.
Well-written.
Amusing.
Making me totally flippin' paranoid. (Let's see, fourth floor apartment, but two open and effectively indestructable staircases and glass security doors downstairs...hm...possible roof access in a pinch, but no weaponry...)
Oh, and advertisers? Next time I see someone thinking they're cashing in on St. Patootie's Day by adding the prefix "o'" to random words, I will find you and I will kick you. Hard. This goes double for the idiots who somehow managed to make commercials declaring Budweiser "the Official Beer of St. Patrick's Day" with a straight face.
In other matters, a few words about The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks:
Interesting.
Well-written.
Amusing.
Making me totally flippin' paranoid. (Let's see, fourth floor apartment, but two open and effectively indestructable staircases and glass security doors downstairs...hm...possible roof access in a pinch, but no weaponry...)
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