Does it count if I duct-tape a Sierra Mist bottle to my shirt?

[slipjig3]

Thoughts that will get me killed today: "Hm, I wonder if there's anything orange I can wear...."

Oh, and advertisers? Next time I see someone thinking they're cashing in on St. Patootie's Day by adding the prefix "o'" to random words, I will find you and I will kick you. Hard. This goes double for the idiots who somehow managed to make commercials declaring Budweiser "the Official Beer of St. Patrick's Day" with a straight face.

In other matters, a few words about The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks:
Interesting.
Well-written.
Amusing.
Making me totally flippin' paranoid. (Let's see, fourth floor apartment, but two open and effectively indestructable staircases and glass security doors downstairs...hm...possible roof access in a pinch, but no weaponry...)

Comments

[zarhooie.livejournal.com]

That's where you break for it and haul ass to J&J's. Their porch and stuff can be knocked down in a matter of minutes and there's enough food to last for a couple weeks at least.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

And they have pointy stabby-things.

[zarhooie.livejournal.com]

And shoot-y things. They can shoot the deer in the back yard!

[theloriest.livejournal.com]

I'm wearing my green sweater over orange underwear.

Just cause I can.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

You rebel!

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

The best I could do green-wise was that my neck strap for my hospital badge has small green stripes on it.

Can I hope I get kissed today?

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Aye, lad.

[supremegoddess1.livejournal.com]

If you liked the Survival Guide, also check out World War Z - really fabulous follow-up.

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

Absolutely seconded. And I've heard that the audio book version (with a cast including Mark Hamill and Henry Rollins) is supposed to be great.

I know someone who's given the novel as a gift at least 5 times.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

*nods* I've heard very good things, and I've liked the bits I've seen from flipping through. Might be worthwhile.

[icarusfallen8.livejournal.com]

You should also think about alien invasions while you are at it. Do you have any nerf weapons?

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Oh, crap. *runs off to make tin foil hat*

[weyrdbird.livejournal.com]

I doubt it counts, but i got a pair of Crocs today and the insoles I got to go with a brilliant shade of spring green. And here I was trying to avoid blarney;). Go figure.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Heh. Blarney happens.

[malefica-v.livejournal.com]

O'brother. That's O'bnoxious.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

*spit-take*