It's fast or it's food but it's rarely both. I may eat it anyway.
The nearest weapon is usually the wrong one for the job.
Most corsets are worn incorrectly and that's very sad.
Television is to creativity as holding patterns are to travel.
Opera hurts to hear and I'm pretty sure most opera singers don't know how it's supposed to sound when it's "right."
Marijuana is overrated.
Space travel is a nice idea but nobody seems to be able to make it useful.