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Gathering of the Heretics Union Local #447
I am dedicating this post (and its comments) to the pursuit of a single goal: confession of our daily heresies, the small ones we all carry as members of modern society, without guilt or shame or fear of retribution. Note that anonymous posting has not been enabled, in the interest of all of us embracing our heretical stances and not cowering from our differences—or, dare I say, our similarities.
I will begin: *deep breath*
Lord of the Rings is boring.
Tori Amos's best album was From the Choirgirl Hotel. Liz Phair's was Whip-Smart.
Ice cream and cake have no business being on the same plate together, ever. Also, chocolate syrup trumps hot fudge any day of the week.
Eliot's "The Wasteland" is pretentious twaddle. So is Infinite Jest.
Beer is marginally drinkable at best, swill at worst.
Sammy Hagar was a better Van Halen lead singer than David Lee Roth, and had Gary Cherone stuck around, he might have beaten them both.
*another cleansing breath* Your turn. (Please note that flaming the brave confessors will not be tolerated. Thank you.)
I will begin: *deep breath*
Lord of the Rings is boring.
Tori Amos's best album was From the Choirgirl Hotel. Liz Phair's was Whip-Smart.
Ice cream and cake have no business being on the same plate together, ever. Also, chocolate syrup trumps hot fudge any day of the week.
Eliot's "The Wasteland" is pretentious twaddle. So is Infinite Jest.
Beer is marginally drinkable at best, swill at worst.
Sammy Hagar was a better Van Halen lead singer than David Lee Roth, and had Gary Cherone stuck around, he might have beaten them both.
*another cleansing breath* Your turn. (Please note that flaming the brave confessors will not be tolerated. Thank you.)
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Pajama suits are hot.
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Beer in general, ew....with maybe the occasional exception of the rare Black and Tan...but please gods yes Cider!
Microwave popcorn is a travesty unto mankind.
Doritos are devil chips.
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Yes. This. No matter whether it's in book or movie format. Guh.
Whipped cream is disgusting.
I've got nothing else at the moment, though. :)
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*Dr. Horrible's Sing along thingy does absolutely nothing for me.
*I have never watched Firefly or Torchwood or new Dr.Who or most anything trendy geeks watch.
*I have never read anything of Hal Clement's.
*The only reason I initially read the Kushiel series was for the porn.
*Mushrooms are evil.
*I don't understand the fascination with Lady Gaga.
*I can't stand Poppy Z. Brite's writing.
I'm sure I could come up with more but there you go for now.
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*Grandma's Boy is pretty much unwatchable if you never smoked pot.
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The Lakers/Dodgers/whatever-team-from-whatever-sport are not gods and are not even mildly interesting, except for the All Blacks.
Tim Burton is a one-trick pony & his version of Sweeney Todd was an abomination.
Harold & Maude is the best movie ever made.
Will Ferrel, Adam Sandler, and Seth Rogan are not that funny.
Catcher in the Rye and the Twilight series are both poorly written and the main characters are not tortured or angsty, just whiny and annoying.
Stephen King's best book was "On Writing."
The Misfits: Michael Graves was a better singer than Glenn Danzig.
Bob Dylan's music is nigh unlistenable (unless covered by someone else).
Cyndi Lauper is way more impressive than Madonna.
I second
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Monty Python is not funny.
The Oxford comma is the One True Way.
The Fray rules.
American Idol is good and occasionally brilliant.
Generic orange powder mac and cheese is the best kind.
Espresso is gross. Cuban coffee is grosser.
Agreed on Hagar, beer, and ice cream and cake (especially ice cream cake..gah).
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Not all stories are fixable.
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The nearest weapon is usually the wrong one for the job.
Most corsets are worn incorrectly and that's very sad.
Television is to creativity as holding patterns are to travel.
Opera hurts to hear and I'm pretty sure most opera singers don't know how it's supposed to sound when it's "right."
Marijuana is overrated.
Space travel is a nice idea but nobody seems to be able to make it useful.
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* Moxie is the best kind of soda.
* I love motorcycles, but I do not understand the Cult of Harley.
* I don't see the point of porn. The degradation of strangers (anyone, really) does nothing for me. If I'm horny, I see my options as get together with a partner or take a cold shower. Self-control is *much* easier than trying to pretend that a bunch of bored porn stars that I wouldn't want in my neighborhood let alone bed are actually into whatever they're doing.
* I don't like movies with gunfights, explosions, and blood unless it's so over the top that it's obviously (or hopefully, anyway) meant to be ridiculous... and the older I get, the less even my sense of humor can get me through them.
* I love a good fantasy novel, but people who think magic is still real after they've put the book down creep me way the hell out.
* I think drivers engaged in any activity in addition to driving should have it ticketable as a moving violation. Phone calls, texting, eating food, tending infants, and so on are all major distractions. Pull over or stay home, the minutiae of your life are not worth the safety and lives of those around you.
Opinions stated in this post are solely those of the poster, your mileage will almost certainly vary, misuse only as misdirected, and I probably don't like your opinion either. And that's OK.
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People should have to obtain licenses to bear/raise children. (You'd have passed, hon, don't worry. :) )
Beaurocracies should be taxed according to the amount of red tape and wastefulness.
Flat income taxes. The more you make, the more you pay. 'nuff said.
...of course, there's more.
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Most folk music is only listenable when one is drunk.
Dittoes on Lovecraft, BSG, plus Firefly, Serenity, Star Trek and all trendy geekdoms.
Movies of comic books and series from the 70s-80s are pretty universally schlock.
Movies where the entire premise is childish humour are an immense waste of time.
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I could keep going, but I'm at work so I should probably get back to doing that work thing.
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As to my own:
Night Ranger was a damned fine band.
China Mieville is a boring and insanely overrated writer.
So was Herman Melville. Don't even ask me to read an author if his last name begins with an "m" and ends in "ville."
In spite of my generally mainstream tastes and heteronormative views, Megan Fox does nothing for me. Nothing at all. Estelle Getty has more sex appeal, and I'm talking about her present state (dead).
(The last statement should not be taken as an endorsement of necrophilia; dead Estelle Getty is still very, very unattractive, imho.)
If Mad Men and The Office vanished from TV today, I wouldn't notice or care.
Ditto American Idol, and pretty much every reality show on television.
Last two comments aside, I love television as a medium, and consider it much stronger than film.
Les Miz isn't the worst Broadway musical ever, but that's only because of Cats and Phantom of the Opera. And Nick and Nora was much, much better than any of those shows. So is a moose stuck in blender.
Golf is not a sport. Neither is auto racing, motorcross, or rhythmic "gymnastics."
There hasn't been a good first-person shooter since Shadow Master.
Also, because it can't be said enough, Lord of the Rings really, really, really blows.
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I hated Blair Witch Project and couldn't understand the hype.
I hated Twilight and only read the first book because I told a friend I would. However, I couldn't stand the movie and I actually QUIT reading the second book (something I NEVER do) because they were so dreadful.
I hate Babylon 5 and can't understand why it's so beloved. I've even skipped ahead to the second season (the "good" season) and tried watching it from there, but it still sucks.
I prefer reading to watching television, and will choose reading every time.
Whee!!!
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I second yendi in that golf is not a sport. Anything where the option of someone else carrying your shit shouldn't count as a sport.
There aren't any good comedies any more. Sigh.
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I find Gershwin's ground-breaking music boring.
Children are not worth having. It's only hormones that brainwash people into thinking otherwise. You can get more happiness, cheaper, and with less effort, by sticking a fork in your eye.
Admitting to liking awful things, on the other hand...
Velveeta is good stuff. (This from a guy with a wheel of locally made Camembert in his fridge.) So are Cheez Whiz, Easy Cheese, fake crab sticks, pork fu* (eaten straight), and liver.
* Cooked, dried, shredded, spiced pork. It looks like carpet lint and tastes like soy sauce and lard. And I love it.
Miscellaneous...
Grades (in school) don't mean a damn thing.
"Magic" means that you don't know how something was accomplished. (That includes stage magic, and it includes lighting a candle, weaving a charm, chanting, and having it actually work.)
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* Anyone who says "life is easy" hasn't really lived.
* I am always vaguely suspicious of people who don't like cats.
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I wish we could shoot all the cats in the world into space so we can be free of their awfulness (I even made up a song about it)
'New Age' and folk music is twee bullshit.
Most people look shit in corsets.
Bob Dylan's whiny Grandma voice gives me ear herpes.
Moulin Rouge! is a hateful pile of trite, glittery shite, and I usually LOVE trite, glittery shite.
Although I like to think of myself as well-read my only knowledge of the Bible comes from 'Jesus Christ Superstar'.
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I'll gladly watch any film by Paul W.S. Anderson before sitting through another Paul Thomas Anderson flick.
And I absolutely despise both "Buffy Season 8" and "Angel: After the Fall," and consider Joss's comic writing post X-Men to be worse than anything currently at DC or Marvel right now.
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I thought it was a great idea.....but of course, some folks didn't like it.
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hear, hear
Never got into Babylon5.
Blair Witch Project gave me a headache.
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Tori Amos's best album was From the Choirgirl Hotel. Liz Phair's was Whip-Smart. Totally disagree on the first, agreed on the 2nd
Ice cream and cake have no business being on the same plate together, ever. Also, chocolate syrup trumps hot fudge any day of the week. Agreed and agreed.
Eliot's "The Wasteland" is pretentious twaddle. So is Infinite Jest. Marginally agree
Beer is marginally drinkable at best, swill at worst. Totally agree
Sammy Hagar was a better Van Halen lead singer than David Lee Roth, and had Gary Cherone stuck around, he might have beaten them both. Completely indifferent
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I have never seen Firefly, BSG, or Babylon 5.
I think first person shooter games are retarded.
Fan-fiction is for losers. The bigger losers are the ones who write it.
I love Ayn Rand.
I support the death penalty and think it's underused.
I watch a ton of reality TV, including American Idol, Survivor, Big Brother, America's Next Top Model, The Fashion Show, The Biggest Loser, The Apprentice, Top Chef, Dancing with the Stars, So You Think You Can Dance, Make Me a Supermodel, America's Got Talent, Hell's Kitchen, and Last Comic Standing.
I actually like some Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus songs.
There's plenty more, but that's enough for now.
Oh, yeah, and: