The Return of the Anonymous Sex Confessional

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Way back in the Mesozoic era of LiveJournal, there was a time when several people would regularly host Anonymous Sex Confessionals for the amusement and diversion of all. The practice died out due to inertia, apathy and the occasional drama llama, but seeing as how I'm wrapped up in a bit of LJ nostalgia at the moment (and since the topic seems to be on the minds of some of my fellow LJians) I thought I'd dust off the idea and give it another go. And so:

Anonymous Sex Confessions

Anonymous comments are enabled for the next 48 hours, and IPs are not being logged. Share something about you sexually: wants, experiences, preferences, fears. Anything goes, and yes, this applies even if you don't have a sex life right now. Confession is good for the soul.

The three disclaimers:

1) You may safely assume that the comments to this post contain text of an NC-17 nature. Treat accordingly.

2) The management reserves the right to cease operation of the confessional at any time. Drama and abusive language will not be tolerated.

3) Feel free to link to this post from your own journal. The more, the merrier.



So!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I love kissing. Everything about it: the tongue, the lips, the saliva, the concurrent groping and grinding. I could avoid intercourse if I could have a hot-n-heavy makeout session. I guess I just didn't get enough of that as a teenager/young adult. ;) Sometimes I hate it when he grabs my crotch right off the bat without any work-up to it. I'm not a fucking lawnmower, you don't just pull on the string and expect it to rev up. There should be tension and some trepidation, and if you give me all the foreplay I need you'll find I respond like whoah. There has to be a build-up, sensuality, full-on drowning in desire -- and kissing, for me, is a big part of that. What's so frustrating is that he's not as into it as I am, and when he does it's not as good as almost every other person I've kissed.

[gardenfey.livejournal.com]

*not a lawnmover*

~Laughing, because it's so true.~