The Return of the Anonymous Sex Confessional

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Way back in the Mesozoic era of LiveJournal, there was a time when several people would regularly host Anonymous Sex Confessionals for the amusement and diversion of all. The practice died out due to inertia, apathy and the occasional drama llama, but seeing as how I'm wrapped up in a bit of LJ nostalgia at the moment (and since the topic seems to be on the minds of some of my fellow LJians) I thought I'd dust off the idea and give it another go. And so:

Anonymous Sex Confessions

Anonymous comments are enabled for the next 48 hours, and IPs are not being logged. Share something about you sexually: wants, experiences, preferences, fears. Anything goes, and yes, this applies even if you don't have a sex life right now. Confession is good for the soul.

The three disclaimers:

1) You may safely assume that the comments to this post contain text of an NC-17 nature. Treat accordingly.

2) The management reserves the right to cease operation of the confessional at any time. Drama and abusive language will not be tolerated.

3) Feel free to link to this post from your own journal. The more, the merrier.



So!

Comments

[cluegirl.livejournal.com]

I like biting. Not nibbling, and no vampire/blood drinking silliness, but actual, animal instinct biting. Get a good mouthful of muscle, chomp down and hang ON -- not to crush or to pierce, but just to hold tight. I like to be bitten, and I like to bite in my own turn -- I once scared my lover by nicking a vein in his neck, but not breaking the skin, so the blood ballooned up under the skin like a grape. We iced it, and the following hickey was spectacular, but we both knew it was the sign of a Really Great Shag, that.

[botia.livejournal.com]

The resulting mental image of you biting Dominus? SO HOT.

[(Anonymous)]

Horny for the first time in a long time today and desperate for someone to come over and fuck me.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't have any furry proclivities, but two of the hottest porn clips I've ever seen were homemade, one with a woman wearing kitten ears, the other with a woman wearing rabbit ears, both unspeakably enthusiastic. Yum.

I haven't used a flogger on anyone in five years. This needs to be fixed.

Right now the thought of coming in someone's mouth is distracting me like nobody's business. I don't know why.

[(Anonymous)]

Right now the thought of coming in someone's mouth is distracting me like nobody's business.

Mmm, yum. Yes please.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't indulge in BDSM nearly as often as I want.

Aaaaand I really want to.

[(Anonymous)]

This. *sigh*

[(Anonymous)]

Threeways. Everything about them. Need to do that again SOON.

[(Anonymous)]

I enjoy sex solely for the purpose of making the other person happy.

Due to extensive and prolonged abuse at an early age, I would be much happier myself never having sex again.

[we-happy-few.livejournal.com]

I get a lot of pleasure from other's enjoyment as well, that's not a bad thing.

But you can to learn to accept pleasure.

Your abuse is not insurmountable.

[(Anonymous)]

I want to give a long, slow, teasing, careful blowjob to an appreciative and responsive recipient.

...I could make it last for-EV-er.

*sigh*

[(Anonymous)]

I love giving head to one of my partners. He just fits so perfectly in my mouth. When I go down on him I start by licking around the head of his cock, then sucking the tip a bit as I swirl my tongue around it, and then taking him all the way in so that my nose is resting against his skin and I feel him warm at the back of my throat. I move my mouth up and down on him for a while. Lick and suck his balls to let him cool down, then move lower to play with the smooth skin below them, and then come back up and lick and suck him for a while longer. Look up every now and then, watch him watching me, hear him breathing faster. Go back to his balls, down lower, lower still and rim him for a while and make him moan, then back up to take his cock down my throat. Sometimes he pulls me up then, to suck and bite on my nipples and come inside me. Sometimes he pushes me back and finishes on my face, leaving me smiling and happy with semen dripping down my cheeks. And sometimes I swallow.

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, wow. That got me instantly hard.

[(Anonymous)]

I was hoping that one of these comment threads would evolve into a bunch of people local to me planning to get together for some lovely recreational sex sometime soon and that I could find my way to being invited ;)

[(Anonymous)]

It would seem that you just started one! Where might that be?

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't had sex (no matter what one's definition) in four years or so. And I think about BDSM-style sex all the time, which I've pretty much never had. I want someone's fist in my hair as I suck on his cock. I want someone to put me over his knee (or desk, or whatever) and spank me. I want to be tied up, tied down, pushed against the wall and fucked....

But alas, not likely to happen ever, let alone soon. (I'm too shy to seek out partners of any ilk.)

Also, even though the relationships never ended well, I really miss sleeping with women.

On the bright side, I anticipate a package tomorrow from Babeland with a delightful new vibrator inside. (Far more money than I've ever spent on a sex toy, for that matter. But a girl's got needs, no?)

[(Anonymous)]

I'm totally with you on the "too shy" bit. I'd love a girlfriend but am totally petrified at the thought of rejection.

[(Anonymous)]

I write yaoi pr0n fanfic . It's fun to manipulate video game characters because they are pixelated people on a screen, and usually they are so cardboard that giving them actual depth is fun. Of course, there is plenty of smut for smuts sake as well. Just another form of five-fingered reading. And some of it is really hot if you go for that sort of writing.

Yeah, a lot of it is crap, and also crack, but I do it to exersize those demons as opposed to exorcising them. And for fun!

[(Anonymous)]

I started to masturbate while reading the previous postings, but quickly went back to playing DDO when I finished reading.

My girlfriend who can't take the pill. During her possibly-fertile times, I miss being able to come inside her twice in a row without stopping or pulling out, but I really miss not having to roll away from her and dispose of the condom soon after I come. I'd much rather cuddle for a while before pulling out.

She's been a professional dominatrix...but pegging me is something she's going to have to work herself up to. I guess it's good to have something to wait for and look forward to.

I was scared to let her flog me...then when I did it was the most natural thing in the world. When she wanted me to do her, I was scared because I didn't know what to do...but she enjoyed it anyway.

[(Anonymous)]

I love bareback as well. I have a hard enough time getting an orgasm without a condom.

I have an impregnation fetish. I've had a couple girlfriends that understood this and we had good ways of enjoying it without conceiving.

Yeah, there's a rotten conundrum: I would love to know up a woman and spend all the time I could with her during her pregnancy. However I have no desire to be a parent -- I feel like I have too much to do before that.

[(Anonymous)]

I love using my hands on her: softly stroking her entire body, teasing her nipples, lightly brushing my fingers along the backs of her ears, or following the curve of her hip down the outside of her thigh, then bringing my hand back up along the inside.

Then, once she's hot and bothered and begging me for it, slipping just the tip of a finger inside. Just one. Then another and another. I feel her squeeze.

Right before she screams, I stop. Suck me now, I say. Take my cock. Taste me.

She does.

[(Anonymous)]

My current primary can't handle my cock in either her mouth or cunt; she's very small all around. I want a casual partner who'd be able to take my girth and take it if I decide I want to start fucking her mouth or cunt hard. I'm not so much into violent, forceful oral sex or intercourse, but I'd at least like to see what it's like. :)

[(Anonymous)]

They're out there!

I'm not one of them, but I know who you are and I know that they exist. :)

[(Anonymous)]

I have hardly shared this with anyone...

I am impotent, due to a vascular condition. ED meds don't help much, because of the nature of the condition (blood flows right in just fine... it just flows right out again). I have been dealing with this for close to a decade now.

I used to have a really fantastic erection... really, I got a lot of compliments on it! And, to be blunt and egotistical about it, I damned well knew how to use it, too. I miss it.

I can still have sex. I have a mouth, and hands, and my brain, and I've got plenty of ways to satisfy a woman. But I still feel... incomplete.

[(Anonymous)]

I stumbled across kink.com four years ago while I was researching something, and although I'd never liked porn before, the sexandsubmission and the fuckingmachines sites sparked something in me.

When I think back on it, the erotica I've been drawn to has always involved people being tied up and dominated. The Sleeping Beauty series, for instance, and scenes in movies with D/s undertones, even subtle ones. But after discovering those sites I started thinking about it a lot. I started following the blogs of people in D/s relationships, and I started getting horny a lot more often.

My husband knows I like to be spanked, tied up, ordered around, and thrown around roughly during sex, and we do that, but I don't know if he knows how deep my interest in it goes. I've shown him some of the videos I like (with cropping and whipping, nipple clamps, heavy bondage, humiliation) and shown him the blogs I read, and he seems put off by much of it.

I think the level to which we do go is a pretty good compromise between our preferences, but sometimes I can't help wondering what it would be like to get further into it, to explore a little more. Like to do an actual scene, or to set some rules, or for him to give me orders in public. I don't know if we'll ever do it. I have a feeling it'll just feel silly if his heart isn't in it.

[(Anonymous)]

I wish I was (able to be) as adventurous in real life as I am in my head. I am working on it, but sometimes I feel like everyone else is having all the fun. And I am not sure how to remedy that.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I know how you feel...I'm trying counseling. Don't know if it'll work, but it's nice to have an impartial sounding board.

[(Anonymous)]

Watched a video once of a woman being fucked by a dog. It was pretty hot.

[(Anonymous)]

I hate the question, "What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?" I tend to avoid superlatives, and I definitely don't know how to pick a "kinkiest." I'm inclined to think it can't really be scaled that way, but my brain can't help but try once the question has been asked. Is it kinkier to have a friend practice shibari on you while your your boyfriend watches, or to be made to kneel on the kitchen floor and perform oral sex with a fist wrapped in your hair? Is sucking on a foot fetishist's left foot while penetrating yourself with his right less mainstream than your partner putting you on the phone with his primary when you are incoherent because of his fingers inside you before going on to fuck you with a sex toy while she listens? It's insoluble, and I can't even decide if any of it is kinky at all, let alone kinkiest. I kind of think it's a stupid question, and while I don't mind the reverie, that question usually comes from someone who doesn't know me well, and is pushing too hard too soon on matters sexual, so I end up thinking through hot times in the past while being turned off in the present. It's very annoying.

[(Anonymous)]

I really, really want a MMF double-penetration threesome. Despite having multiple male partners, I have yet to find the right combination to make this happen. ARGH.

[(Anonymous)]

MMF is my favorite threesome configuration. :)

[(Anonymous)]

There's a redhead on my friends list whom I'm dying to go down on. Other things too, of course, but for some reason the thought of pushing her back and sliding her skirts up to her waist and spreading her thighs and tracing her clit with my tongue until she whimpers and screams keeps popping into my head. I wish I knew her well enough IRL to ask.

[unrepentant.livejournal.com]

I've been celibate since 2008 and not by choice, I'd really like to remedy that this year. After finally overcoming my childhood sexual abuse, it'd be nice to HAVE sex again.

And fuck being anonymous about this.

[rubian77.livejournal.com]

Good for you! I wish you luck in that endeavor.

[(Anonymous)]

This story: tame, tame, tame. But I want to share it, and this is a safe place.

Recently I took part in a Friending Frenzy. The night after I posted, I checked my replies, and saw several people saying nice things about me. I saw one woman in particular, thought "Hey, she's really cute" -- and INSTANT WOOD. Like the spring-loaded wood you'd get back when your body first started going "Hey, I can do this! WHEEE!!!"

In fairness, she is really cute. It was the SPEED that surprised me. I'm not usually that spring-loaded. And the potential for this to be really, really awkward got obvious really quickly. You can't really say "I just met you, because of words and a picture, and was AROUSED LIKE WHOA."

Now that that's out, I'll be well-behaved. That part of me also works.

[(Anonymous)]

I grow more and more in love with my partner every day. Our sex life is good (when external stress hasn't impacted it) and satisfying. I have no complaints.

Other than the fact that I wish he were more open to polyamory. I'm willing to sacrifice my poly leanings for the sake of the relationship as a whole... but it's hard to not allow my poly yearnings to impact things. :\

[(Anonymous)]

*nods*

Yeah, I'm feeling that.

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like to be naked in front of a group that would like me that way.

Or to be on all fours and milked as a bull.