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chris_walsh:
13 Things not to Say During Sex
1) "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM"
2) "You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out...."
3) "Ugh. Just get this over with before I get the willies."
4) "Gooooaaaallll!"
5) "Hey, look! I can make it look like a giraffe!"
6) "Oh, Ms. Schafly! Conquer me! CONQUER ME!"
7) *vuvuzela noise*
8) "Um. Remember that condom?"
9) "Ew. I mean, oh, baby." *
10) "Does this look infected to you?"
11) "Thanks, babe. That was the best 45 seconds ever."
12) "I love youuu, you love meeee, we're a happy...."
13) *zzzzzzzzzz*
...there is something wrong with me.
* credit tofelisdemens (EDIT: She used it in an essay. Just to clarify.)
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Donations raised so far: $285
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chris_walsh:13 Things not to Say During Sex
1) "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM"
2) "You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out...."
3) "Ugh. Just get this over with before I get the willies."
4) "Gooooaaaallll!"
5) "Hey, look! I can make it look like a giraffe!"
6) "Oh, Ms. Schafly! Conquer me! CONQUER ME!"
7) *vuvuzela noise*
8) "Um. Remember that condom?"
9) "Ew. I mean, oh, baby." *
10) "Does this look infected to you?"
11) "Thanks, babe. That was the best 45 seconds ever."
12) "I love youuu, you love meeee, we're a happy...."
13) *zzzzzzzzzz*
...there is something wrong with me.
* credit to
felisdemens (EDIT: She used it in an essay. Just to clarify.)* * * * *
Blogathon 2010
I am blogging for 24 hours to benefit the National Multiple Sclerosis Society
Fundraising goal: $500
Donations raised so far: $285
Reply to this post to make your pledge, and click here to make your donation!
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"Was that two strokes or three?"
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In other news: recently, finally, I traveled with condoms. Hasn't been a chance to use them yet, but best to be prepared...
(I do indeed want to get laid again. Though not via the hooker that that guy at the Hyatt bar was trying to get me to notice. Really. Actual event! Her: Smiles at me. Me: Smiles as I pass her. Him, nearby: "Hey, you see that girl?" Me: "I see *a* girl." At which point I crossed the room.)
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