slipjig3: (penance)
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Uh-oh. From [livejournal.com profile] chris_walsh:

13 Things not to Say During Sex

1) "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM"
2) "You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out...."
3) "Ugh. Just get this over with before I get the willies."
4) "Gooooaaaallll!"
5) "Hey, look! I can make it look like a giraffe!"
6) "Oh, Ms. Schafly! Conquer me! CONQUER ME!"
7) *vuvuzela noise*
8) "Um. Remember that condom?"
9) "Ew. I mean, oh, baby." *
10) "Does this look infected to you?"
11) "Thanks, babe. That was the best 45 seconds ever."
12) "I love youuu, you love meeee, we're a happy...."
13) *zzzzzzzzzz*

...there is something wrong with me.

* credit to [livejournal.com profile] felisdemens (EDIT: She used it in an essay. Just to clarify.)

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Date: 2010-07-31 05:05 pm (UTC)
ext_4696: (head piano)
From: [identity profile] elionwyr.livejournal.com
One actually said to me.
"Was that two strokes or three?"

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Date: 2010-07-31 05:13 pm (UTC)
ext_4772: (Me 1)
From: [identity profile] chris-walsh.livejournal.com
*beams*

In other news: recently, finally, I traveled with condoms. Hasn't been a chance to use them yet, but best to be prepared...

(I do indeed want to get laid again. Though not via the hooker that that guy at the Hyatt bar was trying to get me to notice. Really. Actual event! Her: Smiles at me. Me: Smiles as I pass her. Him, nearby: "Hey, you see that girl?" Me: "I see *a* girl." At which point I crossed the room.)
Edited Date: 2010-07-31 05:13 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2010-07-31 05:14 pm (UTC)
ext_4772: (Walking)
From: [identity profile] chris-walsh.livejournal.com
I should admit, she was cute. I figure rich Republican towns like San Diego would have a good selection of hookers.

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Date: 2010-07-31 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bardiphouka.livejournal.com
The worst I have heard, thankfully second hand "Are you in yet?"

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Date: 2010-07-31 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] felisdemens.livejournal.com
I AM NOT ENTIRELY SURE HOW YOU MEAN "CREDIT" THAR, CAP'N BUNNYTUFT. *glowers*

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Date: 2010-07-31 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slipjig.livejournal.com
You didn't use it; it turned up in an LJ essay on the sort of people who would use it. *quailing*

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Date: 2010-07-31 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] felisdemens.livejournal.com
Hm. *eyebrow*
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