Cootie report

[slipjig3]

Kristi, Nik and I were sitting in the dining room this morning, when I snuck a sip of Kristi's coffee.

Kristi: [to Nik] Daddy just got cooties in my coffee.
Me: I don't have cooties.
Kristi: [smirks] Ask your daughter.
Me: *harrumph*
Kristi: [shouting] Hey, Abbey...
Me: You are not going to ask my daughter.
Kristi: Sure, I am. [shouting again] Hey, Abbey! Come here a sec!
Abbey: [entering] What?
Kristi: Daddy just drank my coffee. Does he have cooties?
Abbey: Yeah. He's got cooties in his brain.

So it seems I've got brain cooties. That would explain a lot, actually.

Comments

[odheirre.livejournal.com]

Oh, thanks. Now I've got them. They can be transmitted over the Internet, y'know.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Saw your post on your journal. That's one of the reasons I like you so much: you not only acknowledge the evil, you further it. Cool.

[pixiekatz.livejournal.com]

*worried* Are those conversationally communicable? Is my brain now also teeming with fell pestilential vermin? *meeps and hides*

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

*pats head* There, there... [jokes about "computer viruses" withheld in the interest of world peace]

Re: Cooties report

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

I ate the cooties. They add a nice spice to my lunch...

Re: Cooties report

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Heehee!

By the power of authority, I proclaim thee... *unsheathes sword* CootieSlayer_tm! (You, um, probably don't want to see the official insignia.)