Fond of rumpots, crackpots, and how are you, Mr. Wilson?

1) Chiara is Italian for clear. Chiaroscuro is also a good crossword puzzle word, I would think. Just a thought.

2) Try antihistamines. They might work better than the denial theory of treating illness.

3) ...poison her chicken wings? The hell? Customers are strange people.

4) I feel stupid for asking this, but what do sump pumps do?

5) Eeeeeeee! *sends happy thoughts for a wonderful visit, and hugs to Ms. rafaela as well*

Peace be with you, Adam. :)