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slipjig31) Holy crow, it is Imbolc, isn't it? Wow, I have so not been paying attention to these things... (Blessed be, to whom it may concern, and you know who you are.)
2) Riddle me this, Chumley: how precisely to two cats manage to make their food dish disappear? Not the contents of their food dish, mind you; that I more or less take for granted. But the dish itself has vanished. Gone bye-bye. Abraca-pocus. I am terrified to think that the li'l bastages may have developed opposable thumbs.
3) My printer still doesn't work. I hate my printer. Hate it, I say. Bad, bad printer.
4) The downside of living in an apartment building with college-age-type folks: At 1 a.m. last night, I got to listen to two guys punching the living pudding out of each other in the hallway, about ten yards from our (very much locked, thank you) door. Sample witty repartée:
"You hit me first!"
"Prove it!"
Yeah. Remember, kids, that testostrone kills.
5) *yawnstretch*
2) Riddle me this, Chumley: how precisely to two cats manage to make their food dish disappear? Not the contents of their food dish, mind you; that I more or less take for granted. But the dish itself has vanished. Gone bye-bye. Abraca-pocus. I am terrified to think that the li'l bastages may have developed opposable thumbs.
3) My printer still doesn't work. I hate my printer. Hate it, I say. Bad, bad printer.
4) The downside of living in an apartment building with college-age-type folks: At 1 a.m. last night, I got to listen to two guys punching the living pudding out of each other in the hallway, about ten yards from our (very much locked, thank you) door. Sample witty repartée:
"You hit me first!"
"Prove it!"
Yeah. Remember, kids, that testostrone kills.
5) *yawnstretch*
