Fond of rumpots, crackpots, and how are you, Mr. Wilson?

1. But they areright, there is a certain viseral pleasure in alien fly swatters that smack people in the face. Though, you realize you are duty-bound to read them the real thing now, right?
2. It doesn't matter in my head the fiddler is Bi, of course in my head a lot of girls are Bi. ; ) Sorry about the other girl, sweetie. You could fix the plumbing problem, but I for one wish you wouldn't. *squish*
3. Absolutely, next time I see you. Foot rubs happen to be one of my many hidden talents, and I'm pretty generous with them. : )