Location, location, location
May. 30th, 2005 10:18 amLiving right on the main drag in a middlin'-sized upstate New York town has its ups and downs.
The ups include convenience and simplicity in giving directions to out-of-town visitors.
The downs include, oh, lemme think...the f*@#ing Memorial Day Parade. A nightmare in a town that considers a bar band on a hay rack with amps set to "defibrilate" playing yet another goddamn version of "Mustang Sally" to be appropriate Memorial Day Parade fare.
Right-o. I'm out of here.
The ups include convenience and simplicity in giving directions to out-of-town visitors.
The downs include, oh, lemme think...the f*@#ing Memorial Day Parade. A nightmare in a town that considers a bar band on a hay rack with amps set to "defibrilate" playing yet another goddamn version of "Mustang Sally" to be appropriate Memorial Day Parade fare.
Right-o. I'm out of here.