Mass mailings to ruin your day

Does someone want to explain how it is that I can get carded buying Chardonnay to put in the picatta, and then two weeks later get an introductory membership card for the AARP? Yes, I know it's a clerical error, but c'mon, people, you're killing me.

(There's other Life News, but I have the attention span of a box of mole rats on amphetamines right now. I'll write tomorrow, probably.)