Is there a support group for such things?

Y'know, I think when you devote as much of your free time as I just have trying to find a downloadable copy of "Mexican Radio" by Wall of Voodoo because you do not want to continue your life any further without it, it's pretty safe to say that you're a dork. And if that didn't do it, the time spent memorizing the lyrics and figuring out the guitar chords will.