I finally got around to counting all the analgesics in the house: (NOTE: all numbers refer to quantity of bottles / packages)
Aspirin
* Eckerd brand: 1
* generic: 1
Acetaminophen
* Extra Strength Tylenol gelcaps: 1
* Tylenol PM: 1
* Children's Tylenol (liquid): 1
* Children's Tylenol (chewables): 1
* Infants' Tylenol: 2
* Excedrin Migraine: 1
* generic: 1
Ibuprofen
* Motrin IB: 2
* Children's Motrin (liquid): 1
* Children's Advil (liquid): 1
* generic (500 pill bottle, unopened): 1
Naproxin
* Aleve (sample pack): 1
The preceding list does not include prescription medications or anything that might be lurking in either my in-laws' bathroom or individuals' purses. Hi, this is my family. We hurt.