For those of you keeping score

I just wanted to to sleep. That's all. But evidently, in the collectible card game that is Real Life Parenthood, a concerned mom, a somewhat panicky grandma, and a 2-year-old with an unpleasant-sounding cough and a sore on his heinie will trump overnight-shift-induced exhaustion every time.

So Nik and I went to the doctor. He's fine. His lungs are fine. His heinie is fine. I, on the other hand, will need a muscular person with a wheelbarrow to make it to work tonight.

Sigh.