Lyrically speaking

While driving from point A to point B, I was trying to decide what my five favorite lyrics of all time are. Not the entire lyric, mind you, but just the line or verse that makes me go, "Ooo! Now why can't I write stuff like that?" Here's what I came up with, in no particular order:

( WARNING: List subject to change without notice )

So, what are yours?

Americade-induced migraines

Yep, nuthin' like several thousand motorcycles tearing through one's neighborhood for a week on end to really improve one's quality of life. Yes, sirree...

Sigh. I do like Lake George. Really. Just...not right now.

And don't even get me started on "Collectible 8-Page Booklet"

The following is directed towards the person or persons responsible for DVD packaging:

When writing the blurbs on the back, will you please stop listing "Scene Selections" under "Special Features"? "Scene Selections" is not special, exotic, limited-edition or anything else that even requires mention on the shrinkwrap. Scene selections is what DVDs do. It's like saying, "The Oxford English Dictionary SPECIAL EDITION: Now with page numbers!

Geesh...