Time flies when the world is crumbling about your ears, don't it?

*glances at calendar* Well, wha'dya know about that? Tomorrow is my 1-year LJ anniversary! (I almost wrote "LJaversary," but that was really annoying.)

Any suggestions on how to commemorate the occasion?

By the numbers

Just a couple of things on my mind:

1) The building that had housed the Party Zone had been empty for quite some time, until it recently got bought up by Berman's Pet Center. Today they had a big sign posted out front: "Now Open, Kinda." Heh.

2) Abbey has insisted on putting in the Single Most Annoying Video in her entire collection, which is definitely saying something. The people responsible for Disney's Happy Hauntings Sing-Along should be bolted to a wall, then forced to watch their own handiwork until they beg for the death that will not come.

3) There oughta be a law against garage mechanics cracking jokes after one's annual inspection about how they need four new tires. Especially when said car is only a friggin' year old. Gahhh.

4) Okay, I didn't go swimming at Log Bay with the rest of my friends today why?