From the Meet and Greet Department...

Hi, chiara607! *waves* Welcome aboard! What brings you here?

Um, there really isn't a suitable title for this...

Okay, I admit that I'm torn. See, in this journal, I try to maintain at least a veneer of decency and panache. Yeah, it's a sham, but I keep up the smoke-and-mirror-ball show going out of vanity. But every now and then I come across something that is so astonishing, so much a display of dazzling, jaw-dropping, how-on-earth-did-you-do-that talent, and yet so very, very wrong, that I am honor-bound to share.

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present: hand-shadow monkey porn.