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Jan. 2nd, 2004 08:38 pm1) First off, a Proclamation of Welcome to ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mick_hale, tnjade, and blackthornglade! Glad to have you all aboard! If any of you are interested, I do have a hideously underutilized sex filter; chime in here to make your wishes known. (It's a friends-locked poll, so any lurkers out there can't get to it.)
2) Speaking of sex filters, I don't think I ever mentioned that I'd read In the Cut. Um, yeah. Can I sue Susanna Moore for that portion of my life wasted? Please?
3) Our house has a doorbell, but we try to discourage people from using it because Cricket, the pit bull with a mind like a balsa-woood trap, tends to bark like the second coming when she hears it. Normally we have up a "Knock Only" sign, but since it fell off, Abbey was kind enough to make one of her own. So now houeguests and delivery people are greeted with a piece of paper reading, "Do not use door bell or ells Crkit well get krase." Succinct and to the point.
4) Hollywood Video must be slipping up: they actually allowed an NC-17 movie onto their shelves. And not just any NC-17 movie, but the unedited version of In the Realm of the Senses, which goes out of its way to earn that rating. For those of you who haven't seen it: No, you don't want to know.
5) Oh, yay. Another coldish fluish death-would-be-too-good-for-me sick-thing. Yippie-skippie.
6) My birthday's in five days. I have the day off. What should I do?
mick_hale, tnjade, and blackthornglade! Glad to have you all aboard! If any of you are interested, I do have a hideously underutilized sex filter; chime in here to make your wishes known. (It's a friends-locked poll, so any lurkers out there can't get to it.)2) Speaking of sex filters, I don't think I ever mentioned that I'd read In the Cut. Um, yeah. Can I sue Susanna Moore for that portion of my life wasted? Please?
3) Our house has a doorbell, but we try to discourage people from using it because Cricket, the pit bull with a mind like a balsa-woood trap, tends to bark like the second coming when she hears it. Normally we have up a "Knock Only" sign, but since it fell off, Abbey was kind enough to make one of her own. So now houeguests and delivery people are greeted with a piece of paper reading, "Do not use door bell or ells Crkit well get krase." Succinct and to the point.
4) Hollywood Video must be slipping up: they actually allowed an NC-17 movie onto their shelves. And not just any NC-17 movie, but the unedited version of In the Realm of the Senses, which goes out of its way to earn that rating. For those of you who haven't seen it: No, you don't want to know.
5) Oh, yay. Another coldish fluish death-would-be-too-good-for-me sick-thing. Yippie-skippie.
6) My birthday's in five days. I have the day off. What should I do?
