Jul. 8th, 2004

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Ahem: *appropriate fanfare*

The ratfucking braces are GONE.

Can I get a hell-yeah here?

Oy, does that feel good. One hour sweating in a big pleather chaise longue to counteract four years of orthodontic hell. I lost about a pint of blood in the process thanks to my treacherous gums, and I've still got retention to deal with, but, well, fuggit. It's done. It's over. Stick a fork in it, Morty, we're outta here. Drinks on me.

And for the first time since the Clinton administration, I can honestly say it was worth it.
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