Okay, okay. I give.

I usually avoid memes like a root canal, but this is just too intriguing to pass up.

Ten Things I've Done That You Most Likely Haven't

1) Got mooned by John Goodman
2) Worked as a birthday clown
3) Been in possession of Stephen Sondheim's home mailing address
4) Had sex in a Quaker meeting house
5) Dressed as Anne of Green Gables for Halloween
6) Accepted a collect call from Reykjavik
7) Ate alligator
8) Had a blind woman on an Amtrak attempt to pick me up (had my fiancé not been right there...)
9) Juggled flaming torches
10) Run into both Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert on the street, on separate occasions

And the flip side:

Ten things I Haven't Done That You Most Likely Have

1) Watched any of the Godfather Movies
2) Been hospitalized
3) Gotten substantially drunk
4) Read Lord of the Rings
5) Had my wisdom teeth removed
6) Had a close friend die
7) Broken up with someone officially
8) Owned a copy of Playboy/girl, Penthouse or Hustler
9) Had a one-night stand, even with a friend
10) Changed my oil

Right, then. Off to bed.