iTunes: Not for sissies

Perusing the iTunes Music Store, which is miraculously working for us again:

Me: Oh, look! An Indie Love Songs Essentials list.
rafaela: Ooo, lemme see!
Me: Hold on...
rafaela: Get out of the chair. Lemme sit.
Me: Wait a sec. I've got to be at work in 45 minutes. Can I just...
rafaela: *pokes out her lip*
Me: Ohhh, no, you are not doing the lip thi—
rafaela: *throws in Bambi Eyes for good measure*
Me: Stop that....
rafaela: *lip starts quivering*
Me: *sighs* Fuck you. *steps away from the computer*
rafaela: *sits with a grin, cues up "Love Song" by the Cure"
Me: Hey, wow! Somebody covered that 311 song!
rafaela: *scowls at me with a look that could maim a fully-grown bull moose*
Me: *cackling while backing away rapidly out of genital-removal range*

Ahh, payback. A lovely thing, no?