This generation is going to become SUCH damaged adults....

So there's this new-as-of-Monday TV show on Nickelodeon that my kids have already glommed onto, entitled Yo Gabba Gabba. I very much would like to describe it, having been subjected to two "episodes" so far, but for once in my life, words are failing me.

Here's about the closest I can come: Imagine that Sesame Street were being remade for Barney fans under the age of four, by the producers of Boohbah. In Japan. On jimson weed.

And we wonder why there's a youth drug problem in this country.