"Seat bottom cushion, suitcase, dead pilot—I will save myself."

The sole purpose of this post is to express my joy that Sabrina Matthews, one of my favorite stand-up comics, not only has a website, but also has the entirety of her Comedy Central special available for viewing. Just go to the Videos page, and select your connection speed from the options at the top of the page. It's in four segments (not the same as the four shorter clips below!), and all are excellent, but part 2 is my favorite.

Thank you for your attention. Carry on.