Jeez, couldn't ya have at least gone with Chloe Dao?

I truly cannot win. I finally have a dream about kissing a celebrity, and it's Jeffrey Sebella from Project Runway. Aiee. To his credit, however, my subconscious apparently thinks he has soft, yielding lips and a fetching streak of shyness.

And speaking of boy-snogging, if you've not seen Shortbus, you absofrickin'lutely Have To See This Movie. Then, once you've watched it once, watch it again with the cast + director commentary track. I mean, c'mon, John Cameron Mitchell and Justin Bond gabbing on the same mic alone is worth the rental price, as is the collective horrified shout at the end of the opening montage. (I forget who exactly starts yelling, "Deal breaker!") Bonus: Handy uses for zinc and B-5 for the beginning pornographer.

In non-boy-snogging-related news, the winning Flippin' Idiot Caller of the day:

F.I.C.o.t.D.: Operator, can you dial this toll-free number for me?
Me: I'm sorry, toll-free numbers are customer dial only.
F.I.C.o.t.D.: But I can't dial it. The letters include "G-I."
Me: [blink] And?
F.I.C.o.t.D.: And both those letters are on the same number.
Me: [blinking faster] So you hit that number twice.
F.I.C.o.t.D.: [long pause] Are you sure?
Me: [hangs self from ceiling fixture]

I think it's finally time they started issuing phone licenses. And, more importantly, revoking them.