Random neural firings du jour

My work day has been filled with much suction, but the suction has largely dissipated in the wake of being handed half a devil's food donut.

I think we've had more thunderstorms in the past two weeks than we had in the year and a half prior. This is a good thing.

"Spill-proof cup," my now-coffee-scented ass.

Finished writing a crossword I started ages ago. Fifteen-by-fifteen and themeless, low word count, and despite some truly hail-Mary entries I managed to work in ZERO SUM GAMES, SQUARE SHOULDERS, WEETABIX, QUO VADIS and MOSH PIT. I feel downright smug.

Did I mention the donut?