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So very do not want
Oct. 28th, 2008 09:22 pmWill the party or parties responsible for the white crap falling out the sky kindly f*ck themselves with the business end of a syphillis-infected golf rake? Thank you ever so much.
The cold and/or nasty weather has the unfortunate side effect of making my caller even crankier and stupider than normal. "So," cried one woman, "you're making me drive all the way over [to her mother's house] in freezing rain just to see if she's okay!" Yes, ma'am, I'm sadistically forcing you to make this trip, instead of simply pressing the mystical button on my keyboard that bypasses the fact that your mother's phone is out of order and magically renders said phone fully functional again (it's the button between "caps lock" and "summon unicorn"). Oh, and do sigh disdainfully at me a few more times, as you have not yet fully succeeded in ruining what's left of my waking life.
On the bright side, there are potato pancakes with sour cream and applesauce, and hot tea, and oversized terry-cloth bathrobes, and Internet access, so all is not lost. Cheers!
The cold and/or nasty weather has the unfortunate side effect of making my caller even crankier and stupider than normal. "So," cried one woman, "you're making me drive all the way over [to her mother's house] in freezing rain just to see if she's okay!" Yes, ma'am, I'm sadistically forcing you to make this trip, instead of simply pressing the mystical button on my keyboard that bypasses the fact that your mother's phone is out of order and magically renders said phone fully functional again (it's the button between "caps lock" and "summon unicorn"). Oh, and do sigh disdainfully at me a few more times, as you have not yet fully succeeded in ruining what's left of my waking life.
On the bright side, there are potato pancakes with sour cream and applesauce, and hot tea, and oversized terry-cloth bathrobes, and Internet access, so all is not lost. Cheers!
