Visimitations

We has a eustaciavye! She arrived around noon-ish yesterday after four hours on the road, and we immediately carted her over to Five Guys for burgers, fries and overcrowded "ambiance." I unfortunately had to work after that, but she and rafaela ambled over to Cool Beans for coffee until the sadist goons released me quitting time. As of now, rafaela is still comatose, eustaciavye is engrossing herself with our collection of Get Fuzzy books, and I'm trying to come up with Exciting Plans for today. Yay, Sunday!

Last night, as I was inflating the air mattress using lung power because the pump has gone AWOL:

eustaciavye: I'm impressed. I don't think I could put out that much air in a year.
Me: I work for the phone company.
eustaciavye: Oh. Right.

So! What should we do today?

It was, I think it's safe to say, One of Those Days

A work call from Friday that I neglected to mention:

Me: Can I help you?
Wingnut on a Pay Phone: Do you know the hospital gives away free sex?
Me: No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it. *disconnects*