The latest episode of Conversations with Inanimate Objects

Bank Temperature Display: 12°
Me: Twelve degrees?! Are you freaking kidding me?
Bank Temperature Display: *obligingly flips to 13°*
Me: Oh, gee, thanks. Thirteen is soooo much better.
Bank Temperature Display: *flips back to 12°*
Me: NOW YOU'RE JUST TAUNTING ME.