Feb. 9th, 2010

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1) In conversation with [livejournal.com profile] felisdemens, I referred to Valentine's Day as "National Pink Sh*t Awareness Day." So shall it be named forever more.

2) Upon being told to deposit fifty cents, a caller wittily responded, "What?! I ain't depositin' f*ckin' fifty cents! F*ck you, your mother, and your kids!" before abruptly hanging up. Well, then! That covers everything! (I'd almost take that over the elderly woman who told me that "the recording told me to leave a message at the tone. Now, which button is the 'tone' button?" A truth of life: there are some conversations you'd be better off not getting involved with.)
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