A cornucopia of content-impaired stuff

un) Entries are no longer being accepted at the Name This Laptop survey. To be honest, it was over as soon as ultra_lilac answered, "Mr. Boogalow (because it's an Apple)." Yeah, that wins six ways 'til Sunday.

deux) Garage Band. Omigod, Garage Band. I'm doing a Wallace and Gromit hand-wavy and a Kermit the Frog hand-flappy at the same time. It's...I...squeeee!

trois) Caller of the Week came in early in yesterday's shift:

Me: Can I help you?
Caller: Yeah, where is English from?
Me: [confused pause] I'm sorry?
Caller: Y'know, English. If something's English, where's that from?
Me: Um. I'm going to go with England?
Caller: Ohhh, so, like, London and Paris, right?

Yes, she was voting age. Weep for the future while you still can.