Yes, for the love of God, someone please have sex with the Dungeon Master!

The "Can We Date?" flowchart. Print out and paste somewhere convenient!

Really, this is just another excuse to use the Mr. Boogalow icon

My life is now complete: Scott at Cinema de Merde has at long last posted his videocast review of The Apple.

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You can also read the mostly-identical print version here, if you are on a YouTube-impaired machine right now, but I do heartily recommend the videocast if at all possible, especially if you haven't seen the movie. It's...special.