Because I achieve things, that's why

Such as:

1) Successfully left the house for work at 5 a.m. two mornings in a row while refraining from taking hostages, punching innocent bystanders, or consuming my body weight in Pepsi

2) Had a glorious job interview at Place I Really Want to Work, to be described more fully when I am not recovering from item #1 above

3) Arranged a job interview for second place next week, and got invited to meet at a third

4) Hauled the first carload of stuff to the new place—y'know, essential stuff, like books, DVDs, the mandolin and the dulcimer, and the braid

5) Met the third roommate (does she have an LJ, jasra and majes?), so I can now say with authority that my new roomies all display vast levels of Awesomeness