She who controls the K cups controls the Universe

rain_herself: That gevalia coffee is amazing.
I don’t even need the honey.
me: !
Whoa.
rain_herself: I may even try it without the cream next time!
me: !!!!!
Does...does the bag happen to say "melange" on it somewhere?
rain_herself: I didn’t NOTICE that it did.
me: You should check these things. First it's one cup, then two, then SANDWORMS.
rain_herself: i will ride the sandworms while drinking my coffee!

Two things: One, I can totally see this. And two, if I had a drawing of this, I would hang it on my wall immediately.