Because bent paper clips are inherently limited as an art form

So, hey! I haven't done this since LJ's heyday, I don't think. but since LJ seems to continue burgeoning despite protestations to the contrary this might be a good way to take the community's pulse, as it were, so what the hell.

GIVEN: I've got another hour of work to slog through.
GIVEN: My attention span went kersploosh somethere before lunchtime, along with the cup of coffee that finally put me over the line.
GIVEN: I am, suffice it to say, bored off my ever-lovin' fundament.
GIVEN: There are only so many back episodes of Pop Culture Happy Hour one can consume in a day before one starts sounding frighteningly like Glen Weldon (see also "burgeoning," "protestations," and "fundament" above).

CONCLUSION: Adam needs help.

What I'm saying is: Divert me. Please, for the love of Hannah.