Even better when you add the Ray-Bans

I just Googled the phrase "Jim Jarmusch looks like" in quotes. Here's a sampling of the results:

"Jim Jarmusch looks like Max Headroom."
"Jim Jarmusch looks like Albert Einstein's and Tim Burton's lovechild."
"Jim Jarmusch looks like a David Lynch character."
"Jim Jarmusch looks like a version of Wolverine that did not age well."
"Jim Jarmusch looks like your average Stooges fan."
"Jim Jarmusch looks like someone left Benedict Cumberbatch in the dryer too long."
"Jim Jarmusch looks like he's had the majority of Lee Marvin's face embellished with the snout of a pretty piglet."

Poor Jim. (Me, I was going for "...like Spalding Gray after a six-month herion habit." Your mileage may vary.)