They should have just written "Sacrificial Goat #847B" and saved time

Me: Unrelatedly, they changed the name placard on my cubicle when I wasn't looking. You may address me under my new name, David Lau.
rain_herself: Well, okay, David.
rain_herself: Or do you prefer Mr. Lau?
Me: Hm. Mr. Lau has more cache.
rain_herself: Fair enough.
Me: Actually, I'm making a lot of assumptions here. I haven't spoken to my new cubemate, so she might very well be Mr. Lau.
Me: In which case, I shall be known as Shareesh Daggupati.
rain_herself: That is much harder to say.
Me: I go by the nickname "Scooter."
Me: This new identity stuff is exciting!